rnemes: tvspecial: i don’t think aliens exist then wtf do u call this
Mum: what time do you want to be up tomorrow?
Me: I don't.
Mum: ...what time do you have to be up tomorrow?
grandma: so do you have a boyfriend yet?
me: not in this economy
sanderlust: my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked
Reblog if you'd care if I killed myself
paintedbreath: i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life